Where'd My Kids Go?

I love you all

Mon, 09 Apr 2007 04:51:07 GMT

I miss this thing. I hope people are still listening.
Lots of changes, I'm off to college next year. I can't believe it!

I can't even try and imitate my old entries.

Fri, 29 Apr 2005 02:52:36 GMT

You scored as Malkavian. You belong to the Malkavian bloodline. The Malkavians are blessed with an "inner sight" which often gives them great perception and even clairvoyance. Many are sought for their counsel and insight. The drawback, however, is that they are all entirely insane. If a vampire is speaking in obscure riddles, it's a fair bet they are of Malkavian blood.

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Malkavian

100%

Gangrel

92%

Tremere

75%

Toreador

71%

Nosferatu

67%

Brujah

58%

Ventrue

50%

What vampire clan do you belong to?
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threads of fate/ dirty jerz

Wed, 16 Mar 2005 15:46:10 GMT

I'm not saying there is a higher power, but if so, he's definitely on my side. Xiu Xiu friday, then when I come back from Canada I'm goina Jersey. I don't think my friends like me much right now, dunno why, but it's so. I guess things are changing, I'll rock with it though. I just feel like everyone's growing up too fast.

Max

PS; HARPOON has served it's purpose, I think we're on to another word.

Wed, 16 Mar 2005 03:27:56 GMT

hotrockin.
I have a headache
consequences of chronic high bloodsugar:

kidney and liver failure
impaired vision
weight gain
heart problems
ketones
muscle deterieration

I can do it though

Sat, 12 Mar 2005 03:37:43 GMT

Seniors beat faco.
I got Logan back, he's the man.
The I went and got some bread.
Then I went home.

ART THERAPY TIME!
Whenever you feel the urge to surf that web, pick up a pencil, pen, knife or some kind of art utensil and just draw away. It might not come to you at first, but my mind immediately tells me to draw homeless people and black men. I'm trying to decifer it.

Tue, 08 Mar 2005 04:00:05 GMT

Dear Bailey,

I'm sorry I didn't say "I love you goodnight" when you said you were going to bed. Please do not be mad at me.

Max

PHOBIA

Sun, 06 Mar 2005 05:11:50 GMT

OH SHIT THERE'S MICE IN MY HOUSE

Sat, 05 Mar 2005 23:02:58 GMT

join my crew
artists_tree
we're blessed
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Sat, 05 Mar 2005 17:48:03 GMT

I'm mad on that chem test we had to know something that we didn't even go over yet.

Euphoria

Tue, 01 Mar 2005 03:33:50 GMT

It's been a while yo
I'M FUCKIN HOUSIN THOUGH
LISTING TO HIP HOP
Hear that fuckin be bop
I can't freestyle for shit

Anyway, who's the brother that's ill, and has been mackin lately?
Definitely not me.

Things are looking up.

Fri, 26 Nov 2004 20:37:02 GMT

New Mexico= Hell
I wanna go home
Stick a banana in your muffler
I got a myspace account
I hate those kinda things
It's okay though

I'll be home in two days
and I officially hate my mom for wasting my long weekend
I'm not going to talk to her for a month
stick a nerf ball in her gas tank

Headache,
when I come home I'm chillin with Scherrer, the coolest and only goth I know
And then ummm, I'm gonna go kill people

Go play in the toilet.

Fri, 26 Nov 2004 06:25:46 GMT

fucking rich bastards.

you know that pony you got for christmas?
I'M GONNA CUT IT'S DICK OFF AND STICK IT IN THE MUFFLER OF YOUR DAD'S BMW! 9WN3D!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Sun, 14 Nov 2004 22:41:13 GMT

Info about you - 131 questions
Created by freakchickkriss and taken 5 times on bzoink!
Basics
Full name (First Middle Last)	Maximilian Nicholas Guy
Nickname(s)	Max
Age	208
Date of birth (MM/DD/YYYY)	208 years ago
Gender	Male
Religion	Buddho-Christian
Eye color	Black
Hair color	Black
Hair style	Afro
Weight	130 pounds
Height	5'7"
Location	My grave
Personality	Evil
Sexual Orientation	Hetero
Pets	None
Piercing	My catheter
Tattoos	none
Let’s see what’s wrong with you
Schizoid	Yeah
Obsessive	No
Compulsive	No
Obsessive-compulsive	No
Panic	No
Anxiety	Yeah
Depressed	No
Paranoid	Yeah
Antisocial	Yeah
Borderline	Psychosis
Avoidant	Yes
Dependent	No
Other	Evil
Favorites
Food	Gyoza
Color	Yellow
TV Show	Dead Like Me
Bands	Le Tigre, Chicks on Speed, Buzzcocks
Place to shop	Other Music, Forbidden Planet
Clothes Brand	None
Non-Alcoholic Drink	Diet Coke
Alcoholic Drink	Rubbing Alcohol
Instrument	Sitar
Movie	Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle
Car	The Bat Moblie
Ice cream	Coffee Mocha Chip
Sport	Snowboarding
Video game	Jet Set Radio Future/ Tony Hawk's Underground
Anime	Outlaw Star
Manga	Battle Angel Alita
Have you ever...
Ran away	Yes
Been in love	No
Fallen for your best friend	Yes
Made out with just a friend	Yes
Kissed 2 people in the same day	Yes
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day	No
Been rejected	Yes
Been in love	No
Been in lust	Yes
Been used	Yes
Dumped someone	Yes
Been cheated on	No
Been kissed	Yes
Done something that you regret	No
Which is better...
Coke or Pepsi	Coke
Sprite or 7up	7up
Scruff or clean shave	Clean Shave
Pants or shorts	Pants
Night or day	Night
Panties or Thong	Thong
Dogs or cats	Cats
Car or truck	Truck
Driving or taking a plane	Taking a plance
About the opposite/same sex
What do you notice first	Ass, eyes
How many relationships (including any now) have you had	2
Status	Dead
Boyfriend/Girlfriend	No Need
When was the last time you...
Showered	Yesterday
Stepped outside	Today
Had Sex	Never
Went on a date	Few Months Ago
Kissed someone	Friday
Cried	Never
Smoked	Never
Drank Alcohol	This Summer
Who...
Makes me laugh	Jeff or Jon
Makes me smile	Kate Enman
Can make me feel better no matter what	Elizabeth
Has a crush on you	No one
Has it easier	Everyone else
Gives you a funny feeling when you see them	Dayna Hamman
Do you wanna have sex with the most	Katharine Eyster
Did you last talk to on the phone	My Mom
Do you ever...
Sit by the phone and wait for calls	No
Save AIM conversations	AIM Logs, 9wn3d
Save emails	no
Forward secret emails	no
Wish you were someone else	no
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex	no
Wear cologne/body spray/perfume	yes
Kiss	who
Cuddle	no
Go online for 8 hours a day	Yes
Cyber	no
Who was the last person
You touched	Talia
You talked to	My mom
You hugged	My mom
You IMed	Andrew
You kissed	Talia
You yelled at	My mom
You thought about	Susannah
You text messaged	no one
Who broke your heart	Haha, Susannah
Who told you they loved you	Morgan
Random questions
What is on your computer desk	Allez Viens! My Sakuras
What color is your room	Sky blue
Any posters	Yes
DVD Collection	Martial Arts and Anime
Any bad habits	Being evil, nose picking
Got any fetishes	Grabbing girls asses
Have any phobias	No
See a shrink	No
Ever been to the nut house	Yes
What are you listening to right now	Deceptacon
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YOU'RE ALL WIMPS

Sat, 13 Nov 2004 16:04:18 GMT

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COCAINE!
COCAINE!
COCAINE!

Wed, 10 Nov 2004 03:15:31 GMT

Mon, 08 Nov 2004 01:58:07 GMT

__tomb
leave me alone.
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I'm Dead

Mon, 08 Nov 2004 01:07:39 GMT

__tomb , now let me rest in peace.

Sun, 07 Nov 2004 16:57:04 GMT

Okay so I stay up till 3 last night, go back out, look for a place to buy fatcaps. The Art Store on bleecker is closed. Damn. So I walk back downtown, and then I go home and download electro and porn. I delete the porn this morning, and I'm like "wtf, why did I download this?" and now I'm gonna update my ipod.

If you've never listened to Chicks on Speed, you're missing something and should probably kill yourself. Same goes for Man Parrish and Felix Da Housecat. Don't worry though, I'll hook you up, just come looking for me.

Sun, 07 Nov 2004 05:06:52 GMT

Many of you may have read before that I am an android, however, I am in fact a cyborg. My bad.

Wanna Be Startin Something

Sun, 07 Nov 2004 03:58:49 GMT

Yeah, so today I woke up relatively early (4am), only to find angry comments on my livejournal, so I delete them, and decide that in approximately 7 hours I would get up, not go to tae kwon do, and intstead bike ride to brooklyn, thus starting my brooklyn adventure. Then I called Alex, but he couldn't hang, so I went back to Manhattan, and I called Jon, and we just hung out. We saw Shaun of the Dead, after sneaking in, which wasn't really fun, but it was interesting how we snuck in, since Jon and I are such wonderful liars. Then we go back to his place and talk shit, and watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force, it was terribly screwed up, and on the way to his house we see Bailey and her friend Sarah. And then I leave Jon's house, and I decide to walk home. I'm on 2nd and Lafayette when I decide to get some pizza (by now it's 8pm), when I get a call from Alex, "yo, wanna come over?" I say "Sure." I go back to Jon's, so I can bring him along, since I know Alex won't mind. I call up Alex again, "My dad says it's too late to have anyone over." He says, so I leave Jon's house and go to Union Square. I go to Virgin records, to see if they have the new MF DOOM album, MM...FOOD, a play on the letters in his name. They don't have it, I leave to Union Square, and who do I see, but some of my public school friends. So I say hi to them, and then I laugh at the crappy skateboarders. Then I get on the train and go home. Quite eventful, I aslo went to the seaport.

If you haven't listened to Cibo Matto yet, you're missing out, and should probably see a therapist, cause they're ill.

Der Ville Zur Macht

Sat, 06 Nov 2004 19:51:16 GMT

I'm an android, I have a beeper for a pancreas...

I also realized I could fill this artificial pancreas with heroin, and have a permanent high. But I'm not going to.

Sat, 06 Nov 2004 04:10:07 GMT

Yeah, so I totally illed Sara and Susannah tonight. It was a sight to behold.

And you know what, it made me feel a lot better. I'm happy now!

Fri, 05 Nov 2004 03:14:42 GMT

Birds of the same feather flock together
Congested on a majestic street corner
That's a short time goal for most of 'em
Cuz most of 'em
Would rather expand their wings and hover over greater things
That's what we call inspired flight
By the pigeons that gotta eat pizza crust every night
And "Let there be light" was understood
When a mic-stand descended from up-and-above into the hood
And if my face is worth a thousand words when it's scarred
I would only hope that two of those are coco and butta
To heal the wounds of the tissue scarred to mark the death of my womb
But I've graduated, got my wings
And you've got to let go of my constructed Lego egg-o-waffle halo
Eh yo, I'm a black man with an African
Drum in my chest that beats on the opposite of the right
Let me know I got a breath left
In this frigid fragile capsule
That allows you to fly south before the winter winds trap you
I wrap my "hell I made it" wetsuit stitch
So I can swim in elevators crazy wet through piss
I'm just a pigeon with one mile left
That doggy-paddles through this bullshit ocean of death
And these rags-to-riches words will break bones
Like the assassination of two birds with one stone
That's why I don't associate with bird brains with their beaks in the air
Pelicans with wide jaws yap names for fish heads
You'll get tossed in the flames
Where some ornithologist will find your skeletal frame

Eskimo metal got shit locked in oxygen shell
Words shot plated metal lung which spun kids' carrousel
Mega alarm technoloid these boys fight four arms swinging two toes very well
Terror toys jubilated mega noise when iron works
Bullet shot animated mad windows with fireworks
Shinin' summer-time hydrants
Splash passing cars, now run ghetto tyrants
These faces carry scars (mega large)
Pigeons turn penguins talk fables cellular
Detached Christ's Word
But freeze-frame gold chain swing Son of God
Iceberg gem shines on the neck of ghetto flight bird
Getting fly like word
Let it settle
I remember cats snatched off the pedal (steal and bite days)
Doo-rags worn tight (Piranha bite ways)
Smoke cheeba through the lung Arabian camel
Fast like a cheeta now I'm knocked off my African sandal
God damn you! Ethiopian skin mechanical
Trapped in ghetto's meg-yard where mega-hard
Arms swing metal palms iron skin leopard
Holding evil metal eagle attacks the desert
Paranoid fingertips stitched with three-fifty and seven metal shit
Tucked behind the belt ghetto style like delicate street etiquette
Never lacked toast metal cow got milk in the gut settlin'
Cats gotta eat swallow beef horribly melanin mahogany
Black boys feed face with rap noid (?)
Eight arms working short circuit manufactured crack melted
Slinging shot guns through the mouth of cracked helmets, black felt it
Cats who pop flows shot heavy through the nostril
Brain sizzle grab the pistol and get hostile
He caught you alone fuse blown
Unemployed screaming "That's why I robbed you!"
Tired of the Medicaid, deaded by the car (?) Novocain filled with lemonade
"You better get a job!" mother talked, just another hawk
He nearly ate a bodega food stamp transaction
Left me in corners buckled me accompanied by evil hands clappin'
Rockin' my "hell I made it" wetsuit stitch
So I can swim in elevators crazy wet through piss
I rock my simulated air tank bit
So I can leave pressures of oxygen where my mic's lit
I'm just a pigeon

Impossible Ideals: my anti-drug

Thu, 04 Nov 2004 20:35:39 GMT

Okay, so as I said, I'm in this anti-drug mode right now. So...

I wish drugs never existed.
I wish all the people who do them get addicted.
I wish I was more tolerant of people who do them.

But I'm not

I also hate that all the people who do them will probably end up more successful than me in life, and I'll be left, in a corner, blinded by my ideals.

What do I do to deserve this?

on a happier note, anime club was pretty successful, I made flyers.

Thu, 04 Nov 2004 11:55:49 GMT

I woke up with a huge anti-drug feeling. Also a dollar magically appeared in my pocket overnight. It's gonna be a great day. Just don't talk about weed or cigarettes or drinking in front of me.